DOAD STATUS: OPEN

$DOAD

THE DOOR IS ALWAYS OPEN.

No roadmap.

No promises.

No explanation.

Just DOAD.

ENTER THE DOADJOIN COMMUNITY
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DOAD, a bright green living door with huge eyes, a goofy smile, arms and legs
KNOCK KNOCK✦WHO'S THERE?✦DOAD✦OPEN THE DOAD✦CLOSE THE DOAD✦BECOME THE DOAD✦DO NOT QUESTION THE DOAD✦KNOCK KNOCK✦WHO'S THERE?✦DOAD✦OPEN THE DOAD✦CLOSE THE DOAD✦BECOME THE DOAD✦DO NOT QUESTION THE DOAD✦

// WHAT IS DOAD?

It's not a frog.It's not a dog.It's not even a normal door.It's DOAD.

Nobody knows who opened it.
Nobody knows why it's green.
Nobody knows why it has legs.
At this point it's probably better not to ask.

Close-up of the DOAD mascot's huge eyes and goofy smile
DO NOT KNOCKHE KNOWSWRONG DOORTOO LATEOPEN 24/7

// STATE APPROVED

DOAD PROPAGANDA

DOAD RUNS THE WHITE HOUSE NOW
DOAD RUNS THE WHITE HOUSE NOW
DOAD ON THE MOON. SOON.
DOAD ON THE MOON. SOON.
THE ANCIENTS KNEW ABOUT DOAD
THE ANCIENTS KNEW ABOUT DOAD
DOAD IN HIS NATURAL HABITAT
DOAD IN HIS NATURAL HABITAT
DOAD OPENS THE GATES
DOAD OPENS THE GATES
DOAD BOUGHT DUBAI
DOAD BOUGHT DUBAI

YOU DON'T FIND DOAD.

DOAD FINDS YOU.

// NON-NEGOTIABLE

THE DOAD RULES

01Never close the DOAD.
02Never ask what's behind the DOAD.
03If the DOAD smiles, smile back.
04There is no Rule 04.
05DOAD.

// PROCEED WITH CAUTION

KNOCK ON DOAD

You really shouldn't. But the button is right there.

DOAD, a bright green living door with huge eyes, a goofy smile, arms and legs

// NO ESCAPE

JOIN THE DOAD

The door is already open.
You might as well come inside.

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STILL HERE?

DOAD, a bright green living door with huge eyes, a goofy smile, arms and legs

OPEN THE DOAD.

ENTER